Nearly 40% voted No. As a gay Australian, I am not overwhelmed.

Except on gay rights - boom!

I’m so sorry to inform you, but you just disqualified your country from the mild goodwill you had just earned.

Being a) vegan and b) someone who doesn’t like chocolate, I’d like to replace “Tim Tam” with “Vegemite”.

Penny Wong was all of us this morning.

This may be the first and last time I will ever say this, but DAMN I AM PROUD TO BE AN AUSTRALIAN CITIZEN RIGHT NOW. When the outcome was announced this morning I actually cried. Proper tears, like.

The book is about a “middle-aged, divorced, disillusioned man living in a nondescript house on a nondescript street in Woodview, Calif.” ...It’s called Bob Honey Who Just Do Stuff.

Exactly. If he really wants to make the character revolutionary, he should make the middle aged disillusioned man a college professor, then showed him having an affair with an attractive student of his.

I appreciate this breath of fresh air. The woes of middle aged disillusioned men are a frankly underexplored theme in literature and film. I look forward to what will doubtless be a unique insight into this marginalised perspective.

I am ecstatic right now! Thank you Chris and Kotaku!

Trump touting a 46% Rasmussen Poll over the others is like getting 4 E’s on your doctoral thesis and bragging about the 1 professor who gave you a D instead.

ITS NOT EVEN A LARGE NUMBER THOUGH!!! **cries**

Oh Donny...that poll is NOT something you want people looking at....

Nobody is known more for respecting boundaries then, uh, *checks notes* football hooligans?

Respectfully disagree. It’s like fuck versus fudge. Or blanking it out in a song, or doing exactly what he did with the asterisk party. “nj” in place of “gg” feels like wanting to be pat on the head for stopping short of shooting a gun you never should have been holding in the first place. I vote to replace it with…

Megyn Kelly Wardrobe Wall - 9/25/17-11/14/17

I turned on this show in hopes that hate-watching it is as fun as Bobby makes it seem. It is not fun to hate-watch at all. Bobby makes it fun to hate-watch. Anyway, I happened to catch this Suzanne Somers interview. It was really weird because I had the closed captions on and I’m reading this like “are they talking…

Never Forget:

Well, anything riffing off of “retard” is definitely, definitely not PC. I don’t use that term, but I know a lot of nice people who do and it puzzles me. I would opt for another one, personally!