darklordcthulhu--disqus
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darklordcthulhu--disqus

Who cares? This is all just setting up the court of owls anyway.

Is a grundle the same thing as a taint?

That would be a perfectly cromulent thing for him to do.

How long until Constantine gets here?

Makes me glad I'm green. NOBODY talks about green privilege.

That song reminds me of buzzcut Alabamians spewing colored smoke from their whizz jets at the air show.

I can't say one million. Anytime I say it, it comes out a very Dr Evilish one meeelion dollars. I've also taken to telling people that they have "really screwed the granny" if they mess something up. Any day I can use a Professor Farnsworth quote is a good day. Finally, my kids don't get in trouble, they are just

No. It should be Please, Please Me.

Bill Nighy would make the perfect Holmes patriarch.

Avenge me….. Hemp Knight……

More interesting? Kind of like Loki is pretty much more interesting that ANY of the MCU heroes outside of Guardians of the Galaxy?

If you say 'antiquing' out loud; sometime, somewhere, a robot WILL explode.

How about Corto Maltese? That Banana Republic seems to find its way into all kinds of things from Batman in 1989 to the TV show Arrow in 2014.

That almost makes me want to sand crab out of here!

I thought Mom said the professors eyes were always the most beautiful shade of milky white…

I am so smart! I am so smart! I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T… I mean S-M-A-R-T!

Is it me, or should this show really be called 'Penguin Begins'

Pitt! The! Elder!

As a kid(1-10) it's a tossup between He-Man, Voltron, and Transformers. A little older (11-20) the Simpsons. As Im still a kid, it's now Futurama.

It seems they missed the Ferris Aircraft Easter egg.