In a 1976 letter, the KKK threatened Alabama’s Attorney General Bill Baxley for going after the perpetrators of the 16th Street Baptist Church bombing in Birmingham, Alabama. They compared him to John F. Kennedy, and made him an “honorary n****r.” Baxley responded, on official state letterhead, as follows:

He makes a strong point. Everybody thinks Aspirin is harmless. But I remember one time I took an Aspirin and ended up driving erratically with briefcase with $29,000 in cash and a bunch of bottles of Aspirin. I was even charged with a DUI. They need to put a warning label on that stuff.

You joke, but some people in this country have to work real jobs. You know what my dad did for 40 years? He worked for Rent a Center. He didn’t get to sit back and play agent, he had to move microwave ovens. He had to deliver kitchens...WHOLE, CUSTOM KITCHENS! He had to move refrigerators AND color TVs.

Swaggy P is closer to staph than Steph, but there’s this:

When he says “mapping technologies,” he’s talking about lidar and ultrasonic sensory mapping, not just using road maps. If it relied solely on maps, weather wouldn’t be an issue since it would just assume the road is there and go for it. Rather, it’s the car’s reliance on real-time sensory data that cripples it since…

Man, she’s going to be really disappointed when she finds out how little time he spends in the pocket.

I hope TruBiotics retires her number

Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”

It’s a simple question. If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?

As a born Tennesseean, I fully believe Fulmer's denial that he said that. There's no way he'd be able to form a complete sentence that involved that many words.

Don’t make this shit about race. Literally any quarterback would be getting grief for this. It doesn’t matter what happens if that fumble goes the other way and he should have at least made an effort for the ball.

They are calling it the John Scott update, since Bettman doesn’t want you to see them play.

This won’t endear Hendricks to the rest of the league. Nobody likes a cock block, Matt.

‘Royal Enfield” is just a bad ass name so I will purchase their products

“Don’t get me wrong, but I think the story about 9/11 is just that. A story. What I think happened is there were some radical Islamists on a plane, and then aliens froze time, and took those planes onto their space ships and in order to avoid explaining aliens to the American public, our government destroyed the World…

I’m 48 and a lifelong Patriots fan. Having watched 2-14 seasons, the 86 Super Bowl humiliation, and the holy shit god awful 1-15 Rod Rust year, I’ll happily take sketchy, brilliant, and successful. I’d wager the rest of you would too.

I’m not a Pats fan by any means, but are you honestly trying to suggest that inadvertent whistle call worked to the Patriots’ favor?

#blackcoffeematters

Please don't comment on anything ever again. Jesus

Yeah, this is bullshit. It was a fuckup. That doesn’t make her stupid. It’s just smarm.