Agreed. But even by that stupid metric, Stacey Keibler (former pro wrestler) is interesting as hell!

What a cynical, nasty, baseless article.

Hahahaha! I like that. Alternately, you can also just threaten to sell them.

A few things . . .

Agreed. I was shopping for a STEM toy for my four year old niece, who has been thoroughly princess-fied, and Goldiblox were the least appealing option I came across.

I'm a little embarrassed to ask this question, but I'm curious . . .

Different universe, but she's most like Gollum.

Well said. It's got to be tremendously conflicting when somebody you respect is accused of something horrible, so I understand her awkward reaction.

I hope your pack fit better than this poor, kyphotic silhouette's.

Norm MacDoanald, one of my favorite stand-ups, says that nobody "loses the battle" against cancer. When you die so does the cancer, so at worst you tie!

Do you remember where you heard that drowning is peaceful? Certainly, it's possible for people to report on it (anybody who drowned and was later resuscitated), but I can't recall any first person accounts.

Your avatar is terrific.

I wish I'd worked through all that stuff when I was young. You're lucky.

I love the saran wrap idea. So simple.

To be fair, nobody reads Jezebel for the critical thinking. You come either to have your beliefs validated, or you come to hate-read.

Studies have shown a direct correlation between the amount of porn one watches and one's level of overall sexual satisfaction.

I took an old girlfriend to a Conan taping and we had a blast. Like you said, it lasted 75 minutes, tops, and felt very similar to watching on TV.

Not fair. Trick question. The first thing they tell you is that they don't own a TV.

You responded with hostility to multiple people who questioned your assertions. So while I'm pretty good, it actually took me a few comments to realize you're closed-minded and sensitive.

I'm always here to help, but you don't seem like the kind of person who likes to have his/her preconceptions contradicted, so maybe it's best you don't.