This is such a distortion of the truth.

I acknowledge that each of us, no matter how "liberal" and "enlightened" we fancy ourselves, carry some degree of internalized prejudices that are often difficult to see and even harder to acknowledge. I'm no different. For that reason, I always try to listen and learn when somebody from a non-majoirty group shares…

Well, I'll be. You've lost a lot of hair.

Took me about two hours, but I read it all. Really great stuff. Nice job.

"C'mon! The Olympics are an amazing, once-in-a-lifetime event."

Sounds like a scam of sorts. You were smart to steer clear.

Mommy, do all dogs get penis-butts when they go to heaven?

What job were you interviewing for?

"Interviewers claim they want to know if you are well-rounded. Nonsense."

Okay, but Mos Def is really hearing impaired, right?

/Rips off mask

I don't mean this to be snarky, but you seem to be lost in your own reasoning.

"As I pointed out to another poster, even when you're eating at a caloric deficit you shouldn't be netting negative total calories."

"Yeah, she said she was eating 1600 calories per day—but with that much exercise, she was likely netting negative calories, which is super dangerous. "

Your sense of humor is disarming; I'll give you that! And while I agree it's important to create accountability for corporations, it still feels like the piece has a tone of "GM did a bad thing" when what you described in your reply is more "Let's make sure GM doesn't do a bad thing."

Thanks. I appreciate it.

Why dismiss my comment, Rebecca? It contained no vulgarity, no personal attacks, and nothing even remotely anti-feminist.

"This represents two of her three compensation components. Specific long-term incentive compensation numbers will be included in the company's April 2014 proxy filing, which likely will dispel any notion of pay inequity."

Instead of a pillow, each athlete will be issued his or her own euthanized, stray dog.

Guy Fieri owning a yellow Lamborghini might be the least surprising thing I've ever read.