P.S. Anybody else seeing a different font on Deadspin today? Not sure if it's the site or my computer, but it looks like when your printer has juuuuust begun to run low on ink.

If you buy in bulk, it comes with Chris Bosh.

"My brakes went in about 2 years from not understanding how to properly downshift to slow down."

Was that so weird?

Don't the Jezebel regulars ever get tired of being condescended to by this site's authors?

To each his own. I've been to the Olympics (as a spectator), and 30 years later, it's still a highlight of my life, and I really look forward to watching on TV. That's not to say it's a perfect event, but I'm confused by your complaint that it's all about "big business" since the Olympics lose money for the host…

Cool gif.

Amen. Is there anything more boring than the old "Cue X in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1" comments?

"Lock us in a room, and i could talk you into killing me."

Fun Fact!

Minneapolis is a great city but somebody is pulling your leg about the 2:1 gender ratio. Even cities that are heavily gender-skewed hover around 1.05:1

Celebrities want to watch this abortion of a franchise? I always assumed those in attendance were fulfilling community service hours for DUI's and such.

There's no excuse for sloppy O-lifts, and that's where things get dangerous. It's not by design, and usually the result of a poorly coached gym where the trainers don't have enough sense or control to tell their athletes to use an appropriate weight.

The only way this could have been better was if celebrating-Carter had actually knocked out KG.

"Meh?"

Yup.

Invigorated by the show, Vitale went home, sat on his hand for 10 minutes, and did a solo performance of "The Stranger."

Sean, you must have misheard your editor. Around here, you should be posting athlete dong, not athlete donk.

Oooh, I've got one!

She certainly didn't come across as likable, but I came away from the doc with an increased sympathy for her.