Peter,

@Bucket O' Hatorade: Oh, thanks. I was wondering how your fantasy team was doing. #newyorkyankees

OH MY GOD! I'M TRYING TO EAT, AND PEDRO GUERRERO IS BEATING HIS MONKEY!

@Chris Hanson's Axe:

Wheeeeeeeeee!

Tomorrow: The Deadspin Anarchy Team of Moe and Parene

This guy pisses intensity.

If he's looking for a GM (and point guard, and dance squad leader), may I suggest this guy:

See, first I put this finger in the possum's mouth, then I put this finger in the possum's bottom, then I can cook him right over my zippo.

@Experiment626: Thanks for the links. Don't get me wrong, I think these guys are the embodiment of all that can be bad about fraternities, but I still don't believe they were killing puppies.

@curiousgeorgiana: I'm an animal lover, and was sickened by this story. However, it had a whiff of "urban legend" to it. I spent 30 minutes searching the internet, and couldn't find any evidence this actually happened (thankfully.)

I'm just not sure who to support. Maybe I'll see what the girls over at Jezebel have to say.

Until they start making overalls or Klan attire in orange, I don't see how Boise will pull this off.

Even Steve Wojciechowski finds Andrew Giuliani annoying.

"The Body Issue is a celebration and exploration of the athletic form in all its glory and extremes."

Come back on Sunday for a full gallery of Blazer Girl's adventures among the synthetic creatures of ESPN.

@Adam Duritz:

Road Veal!

@Silky John-STON!: That Drew, he's certainly an (Ab) original!