@Playoff_Beard: No shocker, he does drive a Caddy CTS.

@Rock You Like An Iracane: Nope. We're up in Boca. The astronaut pen line was just a Seinfeld reference.

Evening DUAN!

A quick trip to the clinic, no more partying with Superhead, and he should be okay.

@Innings Eater: And I'm baffled by his "intense" look, which has always struck me as a lame affectation.

Berman tried, not once, but twice, to make a joke that Keyshawn Johnson and Knoshon Moreno were related. And why? Apparently because the second syllable of their first names are phonetically similar.

A few points:

@Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: HTML fail.

"a crime he would have gotten away with had they not found the body a few months ago in a forest it not been for these meddling kids."

"Hey, man. I've got a really cool video to show you. We should get high and watch it while everybody else goes to the prom."

@TracyHamandEggs: Thanks for your $.02. Hope your friend is doing well.

@Orange and Palindromic:

"unbeknownst to her, there was a row of fairly nebbishy-looking writers (is there any other kind?"

I remember when this same pharmacist confused vitamins with another little, blue pill.

I don't know if I've been desensitized by porn, have just seen a lot more boobies since 1999, or have been numbed by life, but I find that picture about 1000X less arousing than I did 10 years ago.

@Bring Me the Head of Jeff Garcia: Thanks.

@Bring Me the Head of Jeff Garcia:

@Bring Me the Head of Jeff Garcia: You're talking about this one I think (Jackson vs. Merriman):

@K-Gun: +1 to your little cousin.

Somehow, I've gotten caught up in a few discussions about commercials I hate.