Boo-hoo-ya.

If this guy's other arm received some tasty egg therapy, DeJuan Blair would like to invite him for out breakfast.

Jewbots! Run for your lives.

Ain't a true lemon party until Billy Packer and Andy Rooney make an appearance.

DUAN BRACKET RESULTS

"to lead the Abilene Ruff Riders to a 39-24 win over the Odessa Roughnecks

@Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: Should have read the whole post first. Guilty as charged.

Whenever I dress up like a French mime, I always pair it with a bullet-proof vest splashed with bird crap, too!

@HebrewHammer:

Pastner is eager to start building his program, and will begin just as soon as the players let him out of his locker.

Can a pitching mound catch herpes?

@Jews For Purple Jesus: Yeah, but what a nice way to reward Armstrong for all his clutch 3-pointers.

@Chris Hanson's Axe And Chris Hansen's Ask:

@Chris Hanson's Axe And Chris Hansen's Ask:

I might get in trouble for this, but I've noticed that black female basketball players have much bigger penises than white female basketball players.

Serious question for hockey fans.

@Jay Cutler's Insulin: "Pour Some Sugar on Me?" On second thought, with your condition, that might not be a good idea.

@Karlifornia: Well, allow me to increase your total by another 50%

@mikedrawcar:

Jesus. Calhoun's skin is terrifying in HD.