@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner:

JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY! Just got back from my twice-weekly pickup game, which I really look forward to, and the day was ruined because I got teamed up with a player whose game is a combination of every bad basketball cliche.

@Weed Against Speed:

Dear San Diego,

Your name is Toby!

@Colonel Dubby:

@HockeyMountain:

@HockeyMountain:

@FirstDerivative:

@Back to Azian Zero:

@Back to Azian Zero:

@Back to Azian Zero:

The sex and the human connection (I guess) is nice, but I really need a new girlfriend to help with kitchen duties.

@Back to Azian Zero:

Maybe he was sharing his thoughts on a traditional European breakfast, and passed out mid-thought?

@Rory B. Bellows:

After a prominent topic in last night's DUAN, I'd just like to point out that Chris Cooley sounds like exactly the kind of guy who'd drive a yellow wrangler.

tj

Do I need to adjust my TV, or is Sophia Loren kinda' purple?

@This.Is.Malcolm: