I am not trying to wake up with a chicken’s beak for a mouth, because that’s what’s going to happen to me, once my Louisiana relatives find out.

You better pitch that idea to the studios RIGHT NOW!

Being that I am a vindictive and petty, little shit... Why must Afr.-Americans suffer through these gawd-awful movies, in which some magical negro/negress teaches some hapless white kid an aspect of our culture?

No, mostly because when Netflix finds out that you’re black, it’s a real trial to get your recs right again.

I think I’ve been hanging out on VSB since early 2010. I don’t know. I had to read a while before I realized that being “First!” was not a game in the comments section! lol

Happy New Year! I’ve never pulled up a chair and sat down for a while on the net, except for at VSB. And, then y’all moved! Dammit. Okay, it is a nice place and you have a beautiful view, but dammit! LOL!

Congrats on your engagement.

Every year the personal growth and the writing has gotten better and better. It’s getting harder and harder to top yourselves. In order for the two of you to do so, I’ve comprised a list of things we’re expecting from you in the future:

Good ish, PJack. Congrats on the engagement man.

Been Vamily since my FAMU days, almost 10 years now. Luker turned comment slayer. Lol. Still tryna settle in here, but extremely happy for the success.

First, thank you for being you. It’s interesting that it’s coming up on 7 years since I came up on this blog from a mutual acquaintance of hours. I ended up with a lot of friends, a few enemies, and a ridiculous number of cool observations. It’s weird I went from being married with a 15 month old still in diapers to…

I keep reading this thinking that you were gonna tell us some bad news. That’s what 2017 did to me.

As a longtime reader, I will honestly admit that the changes have been interesting but I’m glad for the for the glow-up that y’all made. You have truly honed your writing to a fine point!

This makes me kind of want to unblock all the dudes I blocked because they kept retweeting this goons on my timeline. Ashy Elbow and Chapped Lipped Twitter must be having a war for the ages.