Paroled Criminals need A job once they’re out, so clearly there’s a wide array to choose from in the Trump administration.

I am vengeance. I am the night. I. AM. BATMAN.

Long, long history of that in Hollywood. Huge numbers of actors had to change their names to get famous, both for racist reason (their name was very “ethnic” and Hollywood hates that) or because their name was hard to pronounce. For example, for Jews, you’ve got Marilyn Monroe = Norma Jean Mortensen, Kirk Douglas =…

Also missed my favorite line:

That won’t work. I say this as a fellow non makeup wearer: if every woman and girl stopped wearing makeup, we would STILL be ranked and primarily treated by how well we conform to society’s “ideal”, except those who hit the genetic lottery would be the only ones who benefitted from it. Makeup and surgery is supposed…

If it takes me longer than 15 minutes, it’s because I’m getting ready to go out and I’m taking frequent wine-sipping breaks.

Because if she was a single digit dress size, there’d be no “anyway.”

I felt the same way, yesterday, reading a story from the VOWS section of the NYT. The headline was something like: Twenty year Age Gap Doesn’t Matter. And I instantly knew that the woman was older since no one would have bothered to notice (much less note) a 20-year age gap were the genders reversed.

It’s a cop show in beautiful scenery. No one is watching just for the white guys, not now or in its original iteration.

Simply put, the white actors draw more of an audience than Kim and Park.

Yeah, it’s not like Park or Dae Kim are cult TV staples or anything, jeez.

Bullshit. For the last 5 years or so, the overall meta narrative and story arch of the show has been driven by Kim and Park’s characters. O’Loughlin’s characters archs have been significantly less interesting and less important to driving the show forward than Kim and Park’s character archs.

I only watch it when my mother happens to be, and I quite enjoy it....but if someone asked me who starred in the show, literally the only person I’d be able to name off-hand is Daniel. He and Park are in the exact same same number of episodes as their two white co-stars and neither of them are the “background nerdy…

Well hurry up about it, willya? The people running the place now are a total shitshow!

I call ‘em alt-reich when I need something very short, like for Twitter.

Thank god. Hey fatties! You’ve been deemed fuckable by this lady and therefore a person of worth! Congratulations!

I was told by a hopeful suitor that, because I was not in a Facebook relationship with FluterDude in that moment, it was not a legitimate relationship.

For the record, that hopeful suitor and I haven't spoken in years and FluterDude lives in my house.

My husband and I have been together like 11 years now and pretty much only post lovey stuff for birthdays and our anniversary. On Valentine's day we try to post the lamest nerd valentines we can find.

The Saint is worth watching for no other reason than to see him lounging in black leather. Merciful Jesus.

Wow, I didn't realize that marriage expired every year! Is a marriage license a little like a DMV registration in that regard?