“This is MAGA country.”

This makes me skeptical about the veracity of this story.

Yeah, but with that TruCoat, if you don’t get it you get oxidation problems...

Bad take: isn’t this your fault, too? You wanted a Supra, badly. You wanted the ultimate Toyota tuner-sports car, the follow-up to the revered JZA80. You wanted something that can equal it, maybe even surpass it. You wanted the 2JZ engine. You bugged them for god knows how long. You saw all the SUpra builds. You got…

The spoiler definitely. . . . . .

My brother-in-law, Van, has a van, but no Van Van. If I bought a Van Van, perhaps Van would lend me his Van to transport my Van Van... but then he would prolly buy a Van Van of his own, and then there wouldn’t be enough room in Van’s Van Van van for my Van Van, too.

A symphony of lies! An opera buffa of balderdash! An oratorio of oratory flapdoodle! A requiem mass of mendacium! A concerto of contrivance! A sonata of subterfuge!  

My favorite genre of used car is “super normal, everyday car that has suspiciously low miles and is inexplicably in amazing condition.”

That’s the question. Will it burn itself to the ground or burnout leaving a cars & coffee taking several bystanders with it?

True story:

He’s trying to make it to his 69th chance. 

Yeah, I mean either you’re never going to really stretch this thing to its full capacity, or you’re going to push it well beyond what it was originally engineered for, with possibly catastrophic results. 

This is a prime example of early mussel car.

Early returns show this as a NP win, but the precincts that represent People Who Know This Will Always Be In The Shop have yet to report. 

Am I the first to ask, “does it do 185?"

Not made of money? He’s literally 50 cent.

He’s “bankrupt” and yet still richer than you, somehow. Now who’s the moron?

The truth we all need to accept is that this car exists because consumers have willed it into existence. We don’t have to like it, but it IS what consumers want.

Oh look, two golf carts.

I’m your size and I did. Left my 1000cc sportbike at home and rode it EVERYWHERE. Sooo much fun.