"Acme Security Fencing could not comment at this time," said a spokesman for the much maligned product manufacturer.

Although I've always enjoyed Jim Kelly it took me until adulthood to realize just how good a quarterback he was and how tough his post-retirement life has been. Whatever happens next, may he find peace.

[dying]

A more realistic Georgia Bulldog would've been suspended.

Considering that being both a reddit user and a fan of Lord of The Rings are two strikes against him, it looks like this kid is working with a full count.

I think he'll be looking for a pitch he can hit, Bob.

Unfortunately for T.C. Bear, this stunt is merely a prelude to four months of choking.

Not shown: Thomas Jefferson knocking up dozens of cheerleaders

Any excuse to post the greatest GIF of all time:

Oh my god look at Mark Teixeira's swollen face! Those bees are brutal! Is he going to be ok???

+1. That was awesome, baby!

I would have thought that it'd be a Hawaii station showing someone hangin' loose.

How big?

Ugh. This is garbage. Total bullshit.

Wesley Snipes was way darker than that.

For once I wish Harbaugh wouldn't take every opportunity to shame another coach. Andy Reid is doing the best that he can.

His body? Temple? More like St. Peter's Basilica.

He'd make a better anchor.

Make him run around the track a dozen or so times and he'll wind up being a collapsing star headed to 'Nova.

Of course he smoked them all— that's the only way you get them so fall-off-the-bone tender.

+2