'tell me about it' - Tony LaRussa

Sincerely,

this is probably the most continuous lakers coverage ill see all season.

the plea had four bones broken and was left unconscious.

they should leave animations running during the game, like an explosion under the basket during a dunk, or a court-rattling brick.

only way this is true is if he uses swype, but even then he would have had to add hoodish to his dictionary...misswpying yiddish instantly gave me 'goodish'

he was credited with an assist however.

i would've loved to see the guy lateral it across the field only to have it caught in the end zone by the buffalo player

you can't help but feel bad for someone immediately sent back to detroit

'ive never seen that much class before' - every UNC athlete

"you have to work like 10 straight nights..you're always dropping your hard earned cash on lozenges for your sore throat, and you rarely get a chance to really show some talent"

big deal, i had sex with lisa ann twice this week and didn't have to pay for overpriced concessions.

two girls one month out of work

any other week this is the biggest story out of canada.

this guy has been horsing around his whole career.

phil jacks-on

and their uniforms are made of cotton!

you should see what happens when it sneezes

'god damnit' - Robert Parish

Crowder immediately gave the report an A