Holy shit, JWoww. I guess you can have a little bit of my respect...

Great article, Hortense.

Oh my god, this post was amazing. Tracie is the best curator and this must have taken for-fucking-ever. I lost patience and unfollowed his ass within two minutes of logging in today.

@wakwito: I'm actually a big Angelina fan. It was a joke and I don't think these photos will hurt her in the slightest.

I think I just fell in love with Tom Hardy a little bit. Any man who can talk about masculinity like that....

Nice to see Angelina's public image getting back to her roots.

@auroralighthouse: Srsly. bishes should be sending tracie a gift basket, or giving her a guest appearance. who will start this facebook campaign??

Next on The View, Elisabeth explains what really happened with the oil spill (gay dolphins having sex with each other caused apocalyptic ocean event) and what we can do to stop it (assassinate all aging lesbians).

@vision-o-johanna: I guess it was a slow Twitter day. You know how it is. Sometimes celebrities are just too busy googling themselves or sitting in jail cells to come up with something profound.

A facebook bikini picture is the new sunglasses-and-trenchcoat. Hopefully the Salt II screenwriters get the memo.

Looks like the "Guess The Famous Vagina" game is spreading beyond celeb gossip sites.

@Perpetually_Confused: I agree that the comment had a pretty smug tone, but it had a good point.

Like the Dawn, These meaningless tweets, Probably mean something, To true artists, Who are smarter than, you, Like a single wren, Like James Franco.

Very interesting article. Since the author was so brave about being honest, I'm going to be honest as well-this piece scared the shit out of me.

Is there any way we can just ban the phrase "bad feminist" for a few years?

@Ipomoea: I agree, but only because pretentious indie rockers generally tend to date/marry equally pretentious indie women.

It's getting to the point where Tweet Beat is how I keep up with the current going-ons in reality TV, since I don't have cable.

@Dysphoria: Was this a "fuck" inspired by the pain of acknowledging that you, too, will now be wasting ten dollars on a pretty-much-guaranteed-to-be-shitty movie?

I Love Dick by Chris Kraus.

This woman obviously lives on a different plane of existence. Like, she's reached Nirvana, with the help of the man who helps her with her computers.