But that’s the thing, this offers no cleavage coverage. It would just turn your low-cut sweater into a weird keyhole sweater.

With a feather headdress

With a feather headdress

I admit, I would wear something like this. Under a pullover sweater or a tank top that needs a little extra cleavage or armpit coverage. I don’t want a whole other layer, so I need a dickey. But a casual dickey, like a wife beater, is much more versatile than the type I usually see.

I can wear a nurt, I am an adult, I have EARNED THIS RIGHT!

Oh my word, it’s a real life version of that College Humor video.

Liz Lemon was my first thought!

I guarantee someone will wear this at Coachella.

You’re bringing back such memories of my friends and I hitting up Arbor Drug’s for fishnet 2-packs and then sneaking into graveyards to talk to ghosts.

When I was a young gothy clubby person I’d buy the cheap crotchless fishnets. Upsidedown and cut off the feet they made a cute shrug over/under a tank top. Usually $2-3 and the stretchy waist was adjustable in a way.

It’s like a bridal veil for bras.

Yeah it’s actually a chin guard.

ohh I think I figured out purpose of this shirt, it’s keeping boobs from jumping up when you walk.

I am an old person, and this is a “dickey.” My schoolteacher aunt had them in all colors because she always wore jackets to work, and would not show an inch of chest skin, but frequently had hot flashes so she could not wear a full shirt.

But does it come in a three-pack?

It’s a Tank Top Dickie. A Tickie?

I hate feeling exposed when I leave the house with my collarbones all uncovered.