I’m going back to soccer.

it shows Vargas having to give this half-assed remarks

mom deer wont abandon the baby. everyone pre-emptively shut the fuck up

you ever nik your finger with the peeler while skinning the spuds? christ that hurts.

Dead Kennedys - Let’s Lynch the Landlord

Pavement - Watery, Domestic [1992] EP

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

god only knows how they’ll do without him.

Gobert’s foul trouble changed everything. For the Thunder offense, that’s obvious. Russ got going, probing the lane, finishing at the rim, and then he hit some big threes. On defense, it actually helped OKC because the high screen more or less became an afterthought, and that had been murdering the Thunder all series.…

Reminds me of when Kentucky’s coach had to grab the mic and tell the couple fucking in the bleachers “quit, cousins.”

Coming soon to a deposition/witness stand near you:

Ash? That was dirt left over from the gutter she woke up in.

Fuck this posturing, irritating, fake-ass bitch. I love that she spent all Wednesday with a fucking ash cross on her forehead to pander to her viewers. Maybe think about what Jesus would say about the wealth inequality in this country, you hateful cunt.

That. Lead. Photo.

It’s just down the road from Lower Codswobble. Which of course is a mere jaunt from Upper Codswobble.

At the time of the dunk the Mavs were getting blown out by 25 and it was comfortably in garbage time, but oh, Jordan Bell having a bit of fun is the point where the Mavs felt “disrespected.” Please. Don’t want Jordan Bell to style on you? Maybe don’t lose by 25.

Why are you worried about a player’s health and safety when there are still players out there disrespecting the flag in some vague fashion?

I hope it turns into a short sentence.

I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up…

Kelly Rowland is a huge J.R. Smith fan and was shouting down Igoudala from the upper deck. No mention of that apparently.