I always wonder, how the fuck do you discover something like this? By accident is my best guess, but if you do encounter this by accident, how the hell do you manage to recreate something so random? It's not as if you remember "oh i fired the fireball about this height at this point". This shit takes some serious time.

What, I'm supposed to click on this link? I'll pass.

I have a problem with that terminology.

So.... Is this a plane wreck or a train wreck?

These situations are always weird for me to deal with. On one hand, I come from the Louis CK brand of thinking which says that anything can be a joke, but on the other hand, I was raised by a grandfather who smacked the god into me if I didn't show respect for terms of that magnitude.

Yes, all entertainment should always be happy. There's no value in depicting the more difficult or sad aspects of life at all.

Or because Ubisoft devs don't give a toss about PC at all.

I kinda love how not even Australians can make out what other Australians are saying.

It doesn't really look out of place this summer. Though, regarding those shoes on that surface:

"ALL THE NAVY SEALS" needs to be a saying and a gif.

Some guy tried to break in my sister's house and when we called the police we were all cowering in the hallway, terrified, clutching the cats and her dog, praying that we would not be murdered and my sister was just chatting away with the 911 operator about all kinds of bullshit. In the middle of the call, she turned…

Settle down, Mark. This is more reporting than CNN has done in ages.

Also, is there any way to start a drunk adults only NYC lazer tag league, because my immature friends and I would kill you guys. You know with safe lazer guns.

Way better if you like to hang out in a room with a smoke generator and do something that's safe for an eight year old's birthday parties, sure.

Seal Team Sux

you did not even read it and you are totally wrong.

If mass extinction means not having to read guilt-laden hypocritical bullshit spewed forth from coffee-houses of the First World, let's do it.

Don't worry, you won't need to. Supervolcanoes make house calls.