He should have put RGB LED lights in each ball, and have a computer run a lightshow, like this one.

I've been in the ocean at night with 6 foot waves. It was the most terrifying experience yet. This guy has my respect.

@John Eusebio: +1

So, if you lose, have you been knokked, knokked out, or knokked up?

The best thing about this product is the level of protection it offers against accidental bumps and hits.

@ZZZYZZZ: And you get a free patdown when you fly.

@VolumePlus: I don't know what's worse, not backing up your data, or leaving a laptop in a car (even if it's in the trunk).

He forgot to name his brain malfunction.

@morphoyle: If you can't feed trolls, where's the fun?

@MrCheatachu: Yes, that's no problem.

@iidebaser: I just read that Verizon interrupts your data session to connect you to your call.

@MrCheatachu: SMS and voice are both transmitted over the "voice" channel. CDMA just can't handle data and voice simultaneously.

@Super_Pickle: Slow down your coffee intake, it will give you a heart attack.

@computer_qe: They usually troll here on Gizmodo.

@Mark Klepa: This is a valid point if you travel a lot overseas. The biggest downpoint for me is that you can't use voice and data at the same time. I had that with the first iPhone on the EDGE network, and caught myself trying not to use the web when I was expecting an important call.

@rev02: You know what else should be made an example of? DUI

@Zubieta: You can't see it in the picture, but this jet pack is connected to a high power waterpump by a large hose.

@StarShooter: Nice one!

Why baby steps? Just tattoo a bar code on every citizen's forehead.

@Qwer7yfreak: Dude, don't even start with "I'm a pro" BS. I am in the music business and I'm not trying to sound cool, but show you some manners.