Deliver Col. Sanders down to Davey Jones' locker!

It wouldn't be a Lemon party without old dick.

I will throw my hat in for Shakira "Loba (She Wolf)".

Sensing some stiff competition, HBO has replaced Vince Vaughn with a davenport for True Detective season 2.

I already told you, I don't want to serve those two diggers.

Black Frasier

I'm looking for a Pongo Pygmaeus.

Yeah, like anyone would want to "r" him…

Yup. Went to school in Pittsburgh and one of the last shows I went to before I graduating in '07 was Nas, with Wiz Khalifa opening. Wiz was so far from the persona he has now. Very much in the 50 Cent vein. He was the last person I would have expected to blow up. But I guess it helps to make your sound extremely poppy.

Yeah, this is what I miss about going to the old Lollapalooza. Sure, there were fewer acts but they played longer sets, and the crowd appreciated them more. There wasn't really a problem of maneuvering between stages because of competing bands. And it was all done in one day. None of this 3-day nonsense.

The best is when they try to convince you that buying the starter kit is a sound investment. My recruiter said something along the lines of "Lots of companies require their employees to purchase their own products before starting work, such as Abercrombie & Fitch".

I applied to a job at Vector the summer before college. I walked in expecting to interview and saw there were about 20 other people sitting in a room. It was actually a seminar/training session to sell knives. I had nothing better to do so I sat in.

"a young artist with so much promise."

Wait a minute, there was no beekeeper in the Village People!

That's an excellent point. The Minutemen were into bands like Van Halen, Steely Dan, and CCR…..stuff that was very much looked down upon by the punk world.

Fun Fact: Liam Lynch, who directed this video, did a Pixies style parody on his 2003 album Fake Songs.

It offends me as a comedian.

Ha, was just about to chime in with that correction. I'm very amused by how many lines from this show I can remember.

It's shocking that so few people remember this series, because Nickelodeon ran it quite regularly during its run, and even a couple years afterwards if memory serves. "Goo Punch" was pretty much the secret handshake between me any my friends.

Wait, this is the episode that gets an F?? After a string of terrible flops, we finally get an episode that so trenchantly satirizes the conniving special interest groups that use hot button news stories for their own gain.