At least as many NBA titles as Carmelo.

Carmelo went 17-65 last year.

hey that’s one more title than Carmello...

Carmelo: This dumb bitch! Who does she think she is?

True dat. Hard to maintain a terrorist network when only one guy gets to do all the shooting.

“privately expressed envy that Houston’s presentation could be bolstered by projections and on-court analysis of a team that already had James Harden and Howard.”

That meeting “went well” just like every LA waitress’s audition “went well.” LaMarcus will call you, don’t bother calling him, Buss Family.

I mean why wouldn’t you want to join a team after they bring a guy into your recruitment meeting to stare hate holes in you, present a coach that doesn’t think numbers and statistics have a role in strategy and higher ups that think the LA HOLLYWOOD TINSELTOWN Life is better than having a basketball team that can play…

False penalty given to JAPAN!? Ariyoshi gets full on shoved in the back maybe a half-step away from the line. It was so close that on replay the two Fox announcers said it was a clear PK.

This is not a good day for England.

FTFY

Easily the worst ending to a great game I have ever seen. And I’m a Seahawks fan.

I’m not sure which part of this I find funnier, that Kobe is proposing that a guy who (at this point) is twice the player he is be his sidekick, or that he thought it was a good idea to compare him to another guy who KOBE FAMOUSLY TREATED LIKE SHIT the whole time he was there.

Losing a penalty shoot-out is a far more traditional exit for the English at a World Cup.

Bassett should be considered a national hero.

In a world where women strive for their deserved equality, we have found it in the English national teams.

England really out-England’d itself there.

This is the most English way possible to lose.

I can’t believe the Lakers are still bringing Kobe Bryant to these meetings.