Actually when contestants lose and they are still in the red, they are dragged to the Jeopardy parking lot where Trebek beats them up with the forms of questions.

Well thanks to years of watching "Veronica Mars" as well as reading years of the comic "Brenda Starr,Reporter" I started snooping around at home and going through my family's stuff.

Today in Trebek is an asshole!

This and Richard Cory were my favourite poems in English Literature. Thanks for posting this, long time I read it.

*@jutzpazzingby realises @AshesOfDonnie and @PantsGoblin were working together all along, shakes fist to sky, curses cruel criminal duos.

And to Scooby Doo.

DiCaprio will send that bear to rape him if he has to.

Great to see The Martian getting nominated for best picture. Such a great comedy.

I don't even care about award shows unless Im watching it with you guys. It was fun while it lasted and I definitely laughed till I cried by some of these comments.

That bear did all the work, it better get a mention!

Just like when he won it for The Aviator…

HE WAS RAPED BY A BEAR!

I think this is the most deserving award winner so far tonight.

Marvin The Martian is hi-larious!

Thank you Jim Carrey for reminding us of your relevance.

Go into power save mode!

So she wins and shares out cookies…

Kate Bosworth eat something!

Matt LeBlanc, is that you?

Don't get me started on that! I still get flashbacks of Julia Roberts winning and thinking "Da fuq?"