Ahh…the genius about that was she was going on a 2 weeks vacation with her child so she was just rushing to leave work half-day.

Just the way she said "I'm old" when she was speaking to her son, with that quiver in her voice….ugh, she makes me wanna cry so much!

I watched Run Lola Run, didnt understand a single word but that girl could run!

One of them jokingly texted me "So I have a box of debit/credit memos to lift….(winky face)

That day when "Trebek was an asshole!"

37TH….WEEK OF….WORK…and…it's…

They should have told Simpsons jokes. That usually kills in here.

For some reason I've always had a feeling she's the monster behind it all. Grant is an asshole for sure but she is just suspicious and underhanded.

I'd like to imagine wherever he is, he's drinking a bottle of whiskey, retelling his old Navy tales and reminiscing about his friendship with Richard…"not in a homosexual way"

But the amazing thing about it all is how all the other tribe members would align with her just because of her crazy, "misunderstood" attitude.

Didnt I call that out last week?

I'm calling it…Next season of Survivor…."Old School" vs "New School"

I know everyone gets annoyed with Abi-Maria but…she is such good television.

I too would like to simultaneously clog my heart and my liver.

Look at Mr. FancyPants over here!

What makes a good trailer?

I believe that's the Godzilla diet.

This is why I'm on the Japanese porn star diet, I only eat paper but I can eat all the paper I want!

The fact that her name already sounds like a badass Russian spy's name makes it all the better.

Neither did Alex.