How the fuck is this romantic, Internet?!

I use many phrases, so much that i start to forget where i've heard them from, but my go to phrases:

I loved him in Children of Men.
Clive Owen is a great actor, and I havent seen the Knick yet, but I havent heard anything bad about it.

Somewhere Dick Wolf sobs for not coming up with a tv show named "Miranda's Rights"

This just made @Gentle Herpes grumpier, Internet!

I was travelling to school today, already feeling depressed, and then I saw spray-painted on the wall "Welcome to the city of broken dreams…Godspeed."

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Never have I seen a guy so excited to report about child porn case starring a guy who got slim after eating genetically modified sandwiches.

Am I not the only one thinking, "How has this not happened already?"

Bless ye John Teti, for being an adorably good person and defender of televised game show contestants.

Should have given it an afro too. It'd make him cooler.

-Norm's agent.

Funny. When i saw the KFC ad the first time yesterday i thought. 'Is that Corey Feldman? Boy, times are hard!''

Michael Buble Christmas music….*shudders

I never even heard of it!
But then I was just like whatever about it cuz I was getting free food all week.

Well these events actually happened in July. Because there's Christmas…in July.

34th WEEK OF WORK….AND IT'S CHRISTMAS!

Sherriff Lamb reads- "Veronica Mars is…smarter than me."

Ilana- "Simple yes or no. Did, you…..or did you not….peg?"

Oh shit you just reminded me of another moment that makes me laugh till I cry.