Well this must be a great album if his parents told him so. It's not as if parents lie to their children to make them feel better…right?

You're gonna go back to school like a normal child. Now go study!

"If you're saying I play favourites, you're wrong. I love all my children equally!"

When I was younger I used to wish Elizabeth Montgomery from Bewitched was my mother.
She was so charming and loving, fair to everyone, even those crazy relatives. I think what I loved about her most was her warm slightly mischievous smile and giggle that made me want her more as my mother.

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No thoughts on the Reward?

Rodney- "It's my birthday, Im not going to make a case BUT its my birthday and its a once in a lifetime opportunity"

And I'll argue that Mike did not let Sierra participate because of his stubbornness and his die-hard "I wanna be a leader and provider for my team" attitude. It worked here but do you remember the Barrel challenge?

So I took part in that Survivor Second chance thing (thanks for the Link Carrie!)

I said it once, and I'll say it again. i really want Carolyn to win this season. She's the only one actually playing the game with strategy.

I knew you were the one in that three-way with Floyd Mayweather and The Burger King.

This makes me want to boycott McDonald's and go get eaten by the sentient food in Arby's.

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This isnt Youtube, if you want upvotes ,you're gonna have to be more desperate.

Im going to continue to think that they're only 3 Indiana Jones' movies.

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Louis Ck finally gets to live out his dream role of being Paul Blart: Mall Cop.

Unless HBO decides to fuck up the show some more by sending Beric Dondarrian to sacrifice his life for Selmy…..yes im sure he's dead.

Oh….you meant those boobs…I thought you meant the other boobs…

"A hall to die in, and men to bury me. I thank you, my lords…but I spit on your pity…I am a knight…I shall die a knight"