When it comes to Survivor obsessions, Matt's knife sharpening from Amazon is the scariest.

Props to CBS and Survivor for maintaining the suspense during the vote.

Thank goodness that feather-haired asshole is gone. I couldn't stand his vapid "Vince-isms"

This comment section is just gonna have a lot of Simpsons quotes.

The Beach Boys- God only knows
Elton John- Someone saved my life tonight
Kim Carnes- Bette Davis' eyes
Lana del Rey- Shades of Cool
Santogold- The Creator
Keane- Somewhere only we know
Beatles- Penny Lane
Amy Winehouse- Me and Mr. Jones

This week in "Snarking with Trebek":

*"The more you know!"

Can't wait for Chinese Sean Connery to call Chinese Alex Trebek's mother a whore!

Evidently you dont remember the tv show "Heil Honey, I'm home!" The hilarious tales of Adolf and Eva living next door to a Jewish couple.

NBC must be thanking their lucky stars they didn't do something this stupid…yet.

And if I, Kanye West, the very person, can remove my ego, I think there’s hope for everyone.”

I hate people who think they are God's gift to mankind.

It's what I do: A photographer's life of love and war?
Are we sure this isnt a lifetime movie?

Can you put your brief excitement back in your pants please?

*takes Pairesta out back, shoots him.

When Jose said "What is Masters of Johnson"?" (which is also funny because it's a euphemism for penis) for "Showbiz Stupid Questions", he sealed his fate there. Also I cried of laughter at that for some reason.

Just like how you stuff a baby into a uterus.

How is your day thread.

Orphan Black's "Variable and Full of Perturbation"

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