C is for Cookie.

*Tyne Daly eagerly awaits by the phone.

I assumed North was gonna get into one porno with a douchey black guy then become managed by her fame-whore of a mother then have her own reality show.

He'll be better on Fox news.

I'm already sensing a spin-off! Kitten-fighting! It's like cock-fighting but for pussies!

Bill Eichner's Disqus account has been revealed.

''I wore it first! And its called the tactleneck!''- Sterling Archer.

"He said he wants to be 'the Steve Jobs of the Gap.'? now I feel like a super-douche." - Steve Jobs in the afterlife.

Hey look everyone, an angry nerd!

"Eh, I've got nothing to do."- Sigourney Weaver

What's the point of explaining it? @Alcopheliac isnt gonna remember any of this.

All the actors have to do is share their food with George R.R. Martin and they'll be fine.

Did your friend hear a lot of SPLOOSH-ing sounds as well?

And a lot of pitched tents. Didn't know so many camping enthusiasts would have enjoyed this.

How's your day thread

"The Following makes no sense"

Lee Pace, is that you?

Cuz if it had milk, it'd be a White Mexican.

GO BACK TO CANADA GUY LAFLEUR!

Lana was the top asshole of this episode, that's saying something.