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Trebek's reenactment of "Is it safe…is it safe? (makes the "rrrrgh" sound and acts as finger is a drill) was….interesting. It did make my cousin say "Look! He's so old!"

HA! His name is Marion! What a bitch!

He looks like one of the people that will receive a plant in the mail from Beyonce.

Might you mean Mr. Z? First name Jay?

Is mailing drugs illegal? I'm asking for a friend…whose name is not Beyonce.

Plants not pants

Trebek seemed kinda excitable today, like he forgot to take his snark pills.

Tune in to the next Savage Love!

I'm just going to believe this was a fan-fiction piece that O'Neal was dying to share with us.

This is Milla's way of saying she wants out of her marriage.

I'm not sure if I want Chris Pratt to be eaten by a dinosaur or become the leader of a Velociraptor motorcycle gang.

ALSO TENNIS!

It's old but it's so damn good. Using nursery rhymes to kill people is and forever will be creepy as fuck.

I dont know, I was dodging spit at that point of the meeting.

What is usually the first book you'd suggest someone to read?

9th WEEK OF WORK

The A.V. Club needs to dump Taylor so she can write a hit song about us.

After Leonardo Dicaprio watched Jeopardy that night, he went to bed and cried himself to sleep.

Or just watch South Park's "Trapped in the Closet" for an accurate historical description.