Cheney's favourite movie was American Sniper.

Richard Linklater: "THANKS OBAMA!"

Ham Rove's gone too! With all that Colbert Money hidden behind his fat ham?

Speaking of people with brown paper bags on their heads, has anyone seen @Secret Downvoter?

And Snagglepuss. He got a lot of tail…on both ends…

"Have a Coke and shut the fuck up!"
—Rick James.

with this ploy I'll have the control of Xanderpussies and sock monkeys.

I've always wanted to dress as a modern-day hobo Jesus!

The guy put his pitbull to sleep. Thank goodness. He even offered to buy another rabbit for her but too soon.

Now I have a huge dislike for dogs, just yesterday my friend's rabbit, Mr. McCuddles was ripped to shreds by a pitbull.

Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Front Lawn.

If they can get Sean Connery in this, I'll watch.

Now is not the time to honour Bill Cosby, Hollywood!!!

El…..Dan?

Go away Steve Buscemi! Nobody wants you!

The people want to see Angelina Jolie at award shows.

I don't know what you are talking about but I want to give you an award for some reason.

I hope his role is that of educating the masses on comprehensive coverage for their car insurance.

I hope to God GWAR was voted for ironically.

Nicholas Cage, make a good movie again! The guy has been in so many shit movies I'm sure people have forgotten how great an actor he is, he even won an Oscar (which doesn't say much now)