I LOVE Mariusz's accent! Thank God he won today! I love to hear people with lovely accents on tv.

Hey sock monkey, it's just me, you're friendly leader. Everything cool?

Ahh the rare F has come out, just in time for the Christmas season!

* lifts @Alcopheliac above drink, squeezes out whiskey till glass is full.

Sam…meet CancerAids, CancerAids, Sam.

I pictured Suze Orman more as Scrooge McDuck diving into his vault of gold.

"I'm not saying I invented the turtleneck. But I was the first person to realize its potential." - Sterling Archer.

This is looking like a really expensive Syfy original movie.

Could Jeopardy be any easier today? I almost answered every question today (except for the Boston Category, and a few others).

A lesson for all- mediocrity is acceptable…by basic cable network standards.

#ClassicWhovian.

#sorrynotsorry.

If you want to see a documentary on Scientology, just watch South Park's "Trapped in the closet". All the answers will be revealed.

I wish I had Thanksgiving, it'd just give me another reason to eat fattening foods while never gaining a pound.

How is/was your day thread

Thanks for keeping Jack Donaghy relevant, Internet!

I always found Trading Places to be TLC's way of saying "Fuck you!" to HGTV.

This is the first time I've seen the Dido "Thank You" video in a really long time. Thanks for that.

As I said before, Jeopardy isnt like its whore cousin Wheel Of Fortune, they dont like to give away lots of money.

I'd like to thank ABBA…For The Music.