"concerned his family would not “do it the way I want them to do it” if left to them, but also because he wants “the pleasure of hopefully seeing people fighting over it worldwide.”

The A.V. Club

DEATH TO HUMANS!

It was a mediocre episode but I was glad to see Jennifer Lewis in her classic "sassy strong black woman" role. She's been doing that for years and she has perfected it.
Junior and Diane continue to be my fave children. (Zo is a weak actress and they are underusing Jack!)
Also who knew Bermuda was another way for saying…

Jeremy going home didnt make me sad but it does reinstate the question "Why the fuck are you giving up your place in a challenge?!" As soon as I saw that I knew he was going home.

The best moment for me was when Keith was playing Alec in the reward challenge; he just stood still and let Alec beat himself.

That's why I said "virgin", I dont feel like typing out "not having sex before marriage with each other".

Drinking age= 18.

Survivor, do you expect me to believe Christian gay "virgin" Reed decided to rifle through Keith's bag by himself?

Also the fans of all female family duels.

Ahh! I was wondering when we were going to get another Six Feet Under Review!

Maybe it's time AV club stop placing these articles in the Comedy section…

Does anyone watch Idiotest besides me and my sock monkeys? It's a pretty fun show.

My mom just asked what I'm reading, I replied an article, she asked an article on what, i said a history of poop, she said "You're such an unproductive jackass."

Jack:"…Colleen attempted to lengthen her Christmas visit to Martin Luther King Day, or, as she calls it, ''That Day in January When the Post Office is Closed''.

"Say no more, shark eyes!"

Colleen was so cruel! yet always maintained a motherly loving side to Jack. The scene where Jack's heart monitor was also a lie detector:

Phoebe: I always wanted to marry in the spring, just as the petunias bloom.
Colleen: Just when the what?
Phoebe: Oh, dear. Is she hard of hearing?
Colleen: No, no, no! I can hear you. I just wanted to make sure you could hear you.

We're synching again @Eat Up Martha!

O'Neal takes his photoshopping very seriously