How's your day and what time is it? thread

Cocked? Down Dog? Point of Honor?

Ben did the same thing yesterday, it's strategic play and both of them won.
They must be doing something right.

Pretend she doesn't exist anymore.

For NEFH, your horny moron of a partner desperately wants a 3 way, this is what you do, suggest a man.

Thank You.

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE PINBALL SONG?!?!

If I were you, I'd just ignore him. Focus on your work and everything will be fine.
If he starts harassing you at work, find ways to make him look bad without the evidence pointing back to you, never leave a paper trail is what my mom taught me.

"I’m a pretty quiet Midwestern woman currently wracked by a guilty Catholic conscience."

Trebek today was just hilarious "As you can see, the contestants look really different." In other words "Arthur, remember when you were fat? Where did it all go?!"

The Voice

This idea needs some Windex.

Not for a movie…

I thought he was just preparing for his Elvis role.

*papers appear on fax machine, but no one uses fax machines anymore, contracts for It's Boner Time! remain there forever.*

It's funny because one is short and the other is tall!

Geiss: "I'm going to see Tracy Jordan,he is funny, what's that film where he turned into a dog?"

"Quentin Tarantino is still panning to retire after his tenth film"

Jack Donaghy:" You've been avoiding me, Lemon."

"I found it moving… my bowels"