Would have been better if it were sock monkeys, I have a whole army of them waiting for employment.

I've never watched one American football match but I really do enjoy reading these pieces. It's the closest i'll ever be to the sport.

Might as well get the Raquel Welch poster while you're talking Shawshank.

Yeah, but I want to win @Franko's Cancellation League game. It's the sacrifice i'm willing to make and so should you.

Ok I agree…sorta
You can have your cane, i thought of a better prop!

I LOVED Minnie on Will and Grace! Her scenes with Karen were priceless!

I'll be playing Sims 4 over, the sims are made too emotional now; the father always wants to be away from the family, the wife works too much and the children suck. I'm going to have to drown them and start over.

This is too hard!

The questions they shockingly missed: Borscht! and the other soup! I cant remember the name, but how did they not know that??

You talk about Citizen Kane and you mention….the cane?!?!

Toy Story 4: We're gonna make another billion dollars off your children!

So @Blue Garfield is a Springsteen fan…

The correct answer was Golf or Ultimate Frisbee.

Try a name like Tanner or Connor.

Disney makes a movie about a white man owning Africa. I'd love to see how they make this cute and fun for the whole family.

Tell him to sing "Rocket Man" next, Internet!

This was shitty enough to be a "Great Job, Internet!"

You really got to stop drinking and reading @Alcopheliac.

It's like if one of the AV Club Staffers starting to do Jeopardy reviews.

That is going to be one awkward-looking Elvis.