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I just finished re-reading Purple Hibiscus by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie. Lovely Novel.
Now I read Things Fall Apart by Achebe. Heard it was an epic novel.

Regina Spektor- Pavlov's daughter

Are we supposed to consider McConaughey as a serious actor now?

The Tale Of The Princess Kaguya was amazing as fuck, visually it was stunningly brilliant and such a beautiful story, truly another creative masterpiece from Studio Ghibli.

Just let it go, Internet.

Also present in this video, Stacey Dash's nipples.

Definitely one of the best songs ever created by Kanye and my personal favourite off the College Dropout album.
Kanye's best work is always when it's conscious rap, the stuff he makes nowadays is still great but they can't compare to his original style.
Really wish there are more conscious rappers mainstream.

This is going to be AMAAAZIIIING!!

Fuuuuuccckk….. Yooouuuuu…..Inteeerrrrnnet!

This comment is funnier because @Tila Tequilas Vajayjay was immediately the first person to upvote it.

No no, when my mother does it, it's her way of being right. It's part of her subtle cockiness.

"Oh ElDan!"

I thought when the clue said Scandinavian, it made it a whole lot easier for them. I didnt know the answer but my mother just said "Bohr" and walked off to go finish her tea because she knew she was right.

"Ok kids, your challenge is to cook your beloved childhood pet"

You can tell at the start of the program Alex really doesn't enjoy double winners. I decoded his speech and he was saying " Why are you bastards trying to take my Christmas bonus away from me? Do you think we have lots of money like our whore cousin Wheel of Fortune?"

The Voice
Taylor is still here…yeah.

"You know what Taylor Swift, you stay away from Michael J. Fox's son…"

Restraining Order: "Your chin must be this small to enter the Tonight Show premises"

*HBO gives her a raise and a guest spot on Game of Thrones.

Between Jay and Jimmy, I can't tell who I prefer because both of them suck.
Leno takes too long to get to the joke and Jimmy is a 12 year old with A.D.D.