You couldn't get me drunk enough to even give Perez Hilton a peck on the cheek.

Betty White was the best thing about Lake Placid.

@Xenojay: "I'll have what SHE'S having."

@lockaar: This. Survival horror is, sadly, dead.

@Mr.Gawn: It seems like they're the target audience for EVERYTHING.

I was hoping AC3 would have a female protagonist set in the French revolution or something.

Anne Hathaway, Demi, and Ashton look pretty rockin'. I have no idea who most of those chicks are though.

Clark's my style icon, baby.

@SUNNY1: Even mediocre tiramisu trumps most desserts!

Brekkie: nutella on toast topped with banana slices and chocolate chips. Yes, I'm currently in a sugar coma.

The code I got doesn't work. What gives?

Well, stop making your games short and shitty, publishers.

@Gundam_Halo: Awesome!

@RussianTaco: KStew and Seyfried are Hollywood vets by that standard, too. I'm thinking she was considered too hard and mean and tattooed.

You know who's a strong, engaging, flawed, smart, unsexualized female superhero? Kitty Pryde. Let's have more stories featuring Kitty Pryde! Oh, wait, she's dead, or permanently fused to a giant space bullet or whatever.

I realize this is a digression but I find it interesting that Megan Fox isn't on that cover. Was she not considered virtuous enough?

I'm half asian, and when I worked as an actor in my teens it was INCREDIBLY difficult to land good roles. By good roles, I mean as characters who weren't the comic-relief-with-accents or a featured extra wearing a bamboo hat. I got so fed up with the embarrassing, borderline offensive auditions I had to endure (oh,…

God, it just hit me that we probably will never hear another Yamaoka-tuned Mary Elizabeth McGlynn song again. Unless he sees fit to commission her for his new, non-Silent Hill projects.

Jennifer Garner. Can't help but love you.

This article reminds me of a small detail I loved about Gilmore Girls: Rory would often wear the same shirt or sweater in different episodes. Like a real girl! A real girl with perfect hair, skin, teeth, and wit, but you know.