I wanted to like Wet, because it's closest thing to Kill Bill: The Videogame I think we'll ever be getting, but I found it just too stiff and mediocre. Oh well.

You know, I'm not a big anime fan, but they need to make a Phoenix Wright anime god-damn stat.

Oh my god, BMI is still being used as a fitness standard?! It's so outdated! It doesn't take into account that muscle weighs more than fat! Agghhghggh;;/'=-\]

@Metron144: His movies make money. AvP was profitable and each RE movie has made more money than the last, which gives him a lot of clout in terms of choosing projects. #videogamemovies

Ew, Mickey. Like Megan or Eva would ever. #marleematlin

It's sad that self identifying 'feminist men' are so rare. Everyone should just be a god damn feminist. #masculinity

This looks hilarious. Glowing twin children with angel wings? Bleeding trees? The protagonist turns around and suddenly a group of slack-jawed townspeople are standing there? Mouth fisting? All set against music that's trying way too hard to sound like Akira Yamaoka's work. Comedy of the year. #deadlypremonition

Shouldn't things like contracts and... the fact that actors will appear in the movie... be ironed out, like, before production starts? #jillvalentine

@Etheris: You'd win that bet, sir! #kanelynch2dogdays

I'd rather they have this mode for Army of Two. #kanelynch2dogdays

As a male, I find these rights groups completely mortifying. I do, however, support superhero costumes being worn in public. #mensrights

Metal Gear Solid 3. Blubbered like a baby. #finalfantasyx

There's something about Robert Pattinson that I find very strangely hilarious. Sort of like a male, slovenly Megan Fox. Hilariously honest yet guarded, and very peculiar. #robertpattinsonvanityfair

The original Silent Hill. The first ten minutes of the game, where you steer your clumsy everyman avatar through a series of increasingly dark and bizarre alleys only to wind up in a corroded industrial hell labyrinth, was the most terrifying thing I've ever played. No game since has managed to recapture that feeling…