According to the box art that leaked back in february, There is verbiage that specifically says how much of the story it covers. The same text is present on the PS Store for the digital version. Squeenix have consistently been upfront about what this game contains.

“The story of this first, standalone game in the FINAL…

It’s one quarter of the original, expanded to the length of the original. If that’s not for you, then great news, you don’t have to buy it, but it’s not like they’re trying to hide what it is or cheap out on the amount of content included.

I mean, I’m assuming you read about the basic premise and/or watched a trailer. How good were you honestly expecting it to be?

Like they said, a painfully long time.

Your hard G points:

A: the theme song to snuff box has no right to slap as hard as it does.

His music is boring, poorly put together, and is strangely popular despite being almost as deep as a sheet of paper. So yeah, I can see the connection to Darko.

If anyone hates Marc Evan Jackson, their opinion doesn’t count.

And even then, it’s fondant decorating, and we should never encourage the use of fondant.

I mean... If he likes Coors light that much, can you really blame her for assuming he’d like his cake to taste bad as well?

At least for once they’re saying “We think another nominee deserved it more”

If you understand literally the first thing about monetizing online content, then yeah... it actually is. If you enjoy the content enough to click on further links, that’s obviously the ideal, but no one involved in making this podcast is upset that you keep clicking back onto the article to tell me that you’ve got no…

No very good at interpreting sarcasm, are we?

Saying there was a Jezebel post based on a bad take is redundant, you can just say there was a post on Jezebel.

You clicked on the story, which loads the ads, which gets them money from advertisers. They don’t care if you listen to the video/podcast at all.

After Bojack, I’ll never be able to say her name without “Character Actress” in front of it.

I mean, you still clicked the link. That’s all they actually care about.

I feel like at this point, we can all agree this particular “Umm achstually...” is more obnoxious than the mis-naming it’s correcting. You knew what they were saying, and there has literally never been a single instance in recorded history of someone being happy that a pedant has entered the conversation.

It’s weirdly satisfying to me that National Frozen Yogurt Day lands on the first Thursday after the finale of The Good Place.

I believe you mean: William “Jacked, son” Harper.