Oh come on, you can't tell me you were actually surprised a JJ Abrams project failed to live up to the hype. Basically everything he's done has looked like it'd be great, until you actually sit down to watch it.

You've never actually tried to kick something, have you? It'd be physically impossible to get enough power to hurt someone out of a kick from that position.

I actually saw Jack Horner do a lecture on dinosaurs a while back, and apparently Triceratops is the accepted name, and Torosaurus is the mistake.

So... it's a security system that can be broken in about 20 seconds by tapping the screen randomly?

Link's not working, just links back to the story, due to including the story URL before the EW one.

I dropped them entirely when they first announced it and went back to torrenting. I felt the streaming options weren't enough to be worth the cost, and dvds aren't worth it since if you want to watch a specific movie, you have to wait a couple days to get the disc. If the streaming library expands to the point of…

You do realize that the basic point of RDR was to cram as many Western movie plots as possible into a single game, right? Calling out RDR over copying a Western is like saying GTA is a ripoff of crime thrillers.

Katamari Damacy is a (VERY) Japanese video game, where you roll a large object called a Katamari around. Anything smaller than the Katamari sticks to it, and the goal is to make your Katamari large enough to become a star/moon/other celestial body. Because your dad got drunk and destroyed all the stars in the cosmos.

Dr. Strange is the master of the arcade?

of next year.

Megaman 6 on my great aunt's NES. Never got particularly far in it.

Saw it at a preview screening last Thursday. There's a few changes from the original I didn't care for, but overall it was a fun movie, I'd recommend checking it out. But see it in 2d if available, the 3d effects are really bad.

I still don't get the claims of hipster I keep seeing about new Dante. He always struck me as more of a Sex Pistols-era punk.

Or you can just be an adult about it and tell them directly to their face "I'm not in a condition to interact with you right now, I'll let you know if/when I'm ready to start talking to each other again." If they're clingy and keep trying, then just remove them entirely. No need for this kind of overly elaborate…

People still type URL's? Set the default search to an "I'm feeling lucky" google search, and you can get whatever site you want just by vaugely typing what you want.

Shift + Windows + Up will maximize a window vertically, while leaving it at the same width.

Why did you have to remind me how ugly the 2099 costumes were?

I live in Philly, I've come to expect Mutter to show up on pretty much every list of abnormal museums. It really is a very interesting collection though, highly recommended if you're in the city.

Is that a mess of a typo, or one of the most beautifully executed joke posts ever?

You do realize the main characters are, in fact, wizards, right? As in, a central feature of the characters is that they can do things that don't make sense in the real world? The hat is established back in the very first book as being magical. The sword is established as being magical in the second. Magical artifacts…