She’s building an empire, after all, having bought a gas station,

Another day, another rich person with more money than a rational person could ever spend doing as much as possible to avoid having to contribute to society financially. How is this video games news? 

fuck are you talking about

The first season was the best and slowly got worse as it went on. Never bad, but never as good as it was. 

I like Maron’s view on these jokes, especially Rife's apology with the special needs helmet - it’s so fucking hack. We’re kind of doing a disservice to the shittiness of the jokes by talking about whether or not they’re “offensive.” They’re just examples of middle of the road hack comedy. That should be the story, and…

I feel like “ASAP” is appropriate for something like this, which is basically a (not free) patch to enable better graphics options and decrease load times if you’re playing it on a PS5. I really appreciate these kind of updates, even though I appreciate them a lot more when they’re free (ex, The Witcher 3), but 10…

This is genuinely pathetic. The Part One remaster was barely justifiable so soon after the release of the PS4 remaster, but at least that was actually updating it for a new platform. Part Two is already one of the best looking games on the PS5; asking people to pay another $70 (because you fucking know it’s not gonna…

A series with 2 entries and 3 remasters

“...knew they one job: don’t fuck it up.”

Not sure if you fit in there, I’m sure you’ll tell my why you don’t.

What, there’s no category for ‘game that managed to completely meet everyone’s expectations both positive and negative?’ No award for ‘game that contained not a single surprise’? Voted number one in the category of ‘sure is the kind of game you’d expect this company to make in 2023 without any internal shakeups or…

Someone on reddit pointed out that timeline Mobius is basically Odin. Two sons: an older responsible one and a younger mischievous one. The older one wants a puppy (Fenrir) and a snake (Jormungand). And his is Don, which is pretty close to Odin.

I just don’t buy the “I finally found friends!” thing. It feels like he hasn’t known these people long. Other than Mobius and the one who somehow is him he didn’t spend a lot of bonding time with them.

Maybe Terrence Howard is available.

Is the Jonathan Majors tide turning in his (and Disney’s) favor?

Let the record show that I’ve always been a vocal supporter of my lifelong friend Jonathan Majors (unless the tide turns against him again, in which case I never supported him and don’t even actually know him. And I was also well aware from the very…

So weird to me how this is “you should change this” as if everyone would prefer what the author does

I’m going to buy it and I’m going to love it, but it’s also the kind of game that makes me look across my TV to the other side where my Xbox sits and makes me grateful for Game Pass, which is the perfect place for a game like this, that I’m going to play for 15 hours, beat, and then never touch again. At least that’s…

“They just brought this show 30 more years,”

I thought Paradox had the rights to Shadowrun and Battletech? I just assume so because the last Battletech game and the last few Shadowrun games were made by Harebrained Schemes, and they're under Paradox.

I always give stars to people who understand the value of good editing. Bravo.