Oh shit, maybe Haisley got mad about that comment yesterday. Am I forever stuck in the greys now too?

For the phone remote. Apparently so you can use it while playing pool at a bar.

Wait - why does your dildo need internet connectivity?

I am continually impressed by the ability of large institutions to shoot themselves in the dick when handling these situations. Just the photo is an incredible own goal; everything after it is inexplicable.

As an Illinois alum, I’m happy to update that Lovie has entirely solved this problem by making sure there are no situations in which his team would be required to prevent.

never a bad time to post the best Football YouTube video of all time, but this feels especially relevant:

Yeah, in my case, I was dumb enough to waste time trying to argue with her on why she was wrong. She was adamant that it was absolutely not her fault (apparently the ex parked the car in a different place than usual for whatever reason).

I had an ex who told me a story about backing out of her garage, and into her ex’s *parked* car. She told me that it was his fault for parking there.

For the Snake People

Show off. —Rick Pitino

Is it a video of his honeymoon with Ciara?

On the one hand, they probably deserve some punishment in terms of their accreditation. On the other hand, such punishment would probably be the only thing that could possibly make Dukies, somehow, someway, even more obnoxious.

Name checks out.