I’d take Milwaukee over Detroit any day.

...their home near the Taiwan border...

Yeah, they don’t know how it feels to be an undrafted free agent.

...who wore No. 35 for nine years in Oklahoma City before leaving.

At least TBS doesn’t have sound effects for their animated graphics. FOX should be relegated to programming for the 12 and under set.

If there is any real maple syrup left on my plate after I finish my pancakes, I am definitely licking that up. My wife tolerates it.

Anyone have a link to this clip that isn’t in slo-mo?

To be clear, the Braves did not hit any home runs in that game.

Exactly.

When I first read the headline I thought he got called for traveling and it was so blatant that he got suspended.

Because Joe Maddon is the Andy Reid of baseball. Great manager in the clubhouse, keeps the crew happy, and gets the best effort from everyone. But a lot of his in-game decisions are terrible.

It was the greatest game ever for a lot of people.

Not totally sure if real or a parody but it’s got me in stitches either way!

I agree. Hopefully he is saving some of that big dough he is making this year.

Fuck Steve Prator with an ankle monitor. But I would like to commend the Louisiana legislature for taking a small step towards sanity.

Maybe he was just looking to nitpick the guy.

Where did the vomit land?

There is actually some interesting stuff at Ikea and it is usually at a fair price. Plus, they have food. (Watch out for the meatballs, though.) Just don’t go there more than once a year or two and it won’t seem so bad.

Williams and goddamn Sonoma. (I know, not exactly original.) Every time I go in there I think about how, instead of getting this cutting board, I could buy a plane ticket to Vegas.

If the seller is a Georgia Tech alum then you can be assured that this beast is in tip-top shape.