I bet that middle arm rest can fold up in order to accommodate a third passenger in the back.

I think it’s funny seeing a guy with a frosted beardlet quarterbacking an NFL team. But I’m not going to make any assumptions about him. It’s just funny because he looks funny.

Yes, it might be more accurate to classify this benefit as ‘complimentary limited connectivity for iMessage, Whatsapp, and Facebook Messenger’ rather than free texting.

As you point out, using this technology in a pursuit would seem to be lawful action by the police. But if it’s not a pursuit then it is a completely different situation. The Supreme Court ruled a few years ago that to place a GPS tracker on a car constituted a search for which a warrant is required.

Perhaps Yankees fans don’t realize this, but when fans of other ball clubs turn on national sports programming, half of the broadcast is not devoted to their local team.

When I think of poetry, I imagine the creative process to be a little more difficult than taking a mundane sentence or two, removing punctuation, and splitting it up over multiple lines.

Can anyone provide some context on that screenshot?

Gymnast stuff. You never see tall dudes in Olympic gymnast competitions, right?

^COTD in my book

I’d be all Petered out if I had to climb to the top of the stands in Yekaterinburg.

Word. You got the entire rest of the packaging as a canvas for cute. Leave the ingredient deck alone.

The complaint contains the following sentence, which proves that the lawyer representing Higgins does not know the meaning of the word ‘literally’:

That fucking sucks, pal. Wells is my mortgage servicer. Unfortunately, one cannot choose who services their mortgage.

So did they ever refund the fee? And did you get your bike?

How is he 38 years old? He looks like he’s in his 50's.

It was actually released 15 seconds afterwards.

If this website spent as much bandwidth on every shitty NBA team as it does on the Knicks then Gizmodo Media Group’s hosting costs would double.

You have got to be pretty uninformed to equate the obligation all property owners have of paying real estate taxes to owning a home burdened by an HOA with a ton of restrictive covenants and a monthly fee for shared costs.

Well, you have a bribery scheme in which employees of a federally-funded organization (a university) played roles. You also have honest services fraud, which is basically corruption, and can be applied to non-governmental employees.