Maybe J.D. Byrider, or one of their competitors like a corner lot on the working class side of town that advertises ‘No Credit, No Problem!’

Tahoe really is fantastic. Is it crazy for me to plan my life around retiring there?

What is your favorite destination to go to for a long weekend?

Dude definitely has a point, however he loses his shit way too quick. He would come out of this looking a lot better if he was capable of remaining calm while interacting w/the umpire.

These days it seems like this would be an easy option to offer via ESPN 3 (or any other channel making content available via internet). Just have a separate director with access to all of the cameras and a dedicated graphics staff. Slightly more cost for the network, though it would pale in comparison to the rights…

They used to only run it in December when there was little to no college action to compete with. They should bring that back.

Solidarity among employees worked. What a concept.

...so bad regular season teams making the playoffs isn’t a brand new phenomenon...

This is the tennis version of the eephus. Tenneephus?

Our former friend Kevin Draper...

So a soccer player who shaves his legs is missing a game due to a hair follicle injury? This is tremendous fuel for the “soccer-is-a game-for-sissies” crowd.

Technically you’re right, Hank’ll smoke a spliff on some nights

Are you ready for a RE-WRITE? Do you want some new LYRICS?

Gardner, who was elected in 2016 and who is up for reelection this year...

Are you ready for BOCEPHUS? Have you accepted our lord JESUS?

Are you ready for some FOOTBALL? Are you ready for a PARTY?

Are you ready for some FOOTBALL? Are you ready for a PARTY?

Appearing at a Cars n Coffee near you!

He looks like a comic book villain escaping a flummoxed Spiderman in that pic.

This should elicit chortles from Bortles.