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WHO WANTS TO SPELL MUTOMBO?

I would bet my next paycheck that this hospitality rider is in the template contract that his company sends to every venue or promoter that books him. Note how they just used a pen to cross out stuff for the band dressing room, since the band probably didn’t make the trip for a 15-minute show. They would have taken…

I had one of these in college. Great car. If my wife was willing to drive stick I’d be making an offer on it right now.

This needs some more love.

Came here to say the same thing.

Sorry, I don’t understand. Are you saying that contrary to press reports, they are not related?

Connect 4 is a solved game. There is a perfect way to play it to ensure that you cannot lose, just like tic-tac-toe.

I posted this independently, but here’s an ironic quote from him when he was complaining about how tough it was to pay taxes on millions of dollars of income:

“There are going to be some...drastic changes for me because I happen to be in that zone that has been targeted both federally and by the state and, you know, it doesn’t work for me right now.”

I think that was a trey, seeing as how he went yard three times last night.

The front office bows goats.

Beautiful!

Wow, that is spot on. I didn’t know that the former AG of Georgia is a Deadspin reader.

Keep in mind that the Braves were absolute shit for most of the 70's and 80's. Not only did they rarely flirt with .500, they were in the NL West cellar most years.

As that took place fifty years ago, you may want to edit your post to state “Georgia history.”

Yeah there’s more to it. It’s the shitty front office hiding behind a managerial firing to avoid blame for dismantling the roster. It’s fine to rebuild, but they did some dumb shit. Trading away the best shortstop in the game who is under team control for several years is stupid.

A for effort. But a proper pronunciation of Gwinnett does not yield the rhyme you are seeking.

Not defending all of Fredi’s decisions, but the higher ups have made some pretty questionable decisions as well. Remember how earlier this month they could only field a roster of 24 players against the Cubs because they don’t understand the rules about resigning a released player to a minor league deal?

Fuck the Braves management with a rusty nail claw.