Ellie Kemper is lucky she’s a beloved actress. If she was a regular person you cunts would be howling for her head on a pike.

I don’t get how this show is so popular. I gave it a chance. Watched a bunch of episodes. It’s literally the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. Yeah, the guy who plays Lucifer is pretty good, and Lesley-Ann Brandt is literally the hottest woman alive, but beyond that there’s almost nothing to recommend it. Can someone,…

A lot of posters are quite clearly still salty about how there weren’t any clown-themed mass shootings after the first one.

“If racism didn’t kill George Floyd, what did?”

What the fuck are you talking about? This isn’t Minority Report. The cops can’t magically prevent murders.

Who is “they” in this? You think the Met “ruined” Meghan Markle? If not, what the hell is your point?

I suppose you have evidence of this and aren’t just talking shit like a retard, right?

What if you’re a university cafeteria worker, software developer, or a random teenager?

“I think this is in part because white people have found their “what about Black-on-Black crime?” strawman to throw out there in response to our complaints about the extrajudicial executions of Black people, but police racism has always been much more than that.”

“Recently, Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot announced that as she approaches the two-year anniversary of her historic win, she’s giving one-on-one interviews to mark the occasion but only to journalists of color.”

“And it turns out the very premise of this study is scientifically unsound, as it uses BMI as a means of measuring “fitness”—despite the fact that BMI has been widely known to be unreliable as a means of measuring “health” for over a decade now...”

Good Lord, who gives a shit?

“But without fail, every other week, Rogan becomes a trending topic for some (deeply stupid) reason, and as someone whose job it is to consume news, I am forced to have some modicum of awareness of what Joe Rogan is up to.”

Rogan came from nothing to have a nine-figure income and wild success in about four different fields. If he’s mediocre, what the fuck are you?

No. ‘Woke’ is seen as a bad word because the people who’ve most enthusiastically embraced it frequently behave badly. They also have an unfortunate habit of saying the dumbest shit imaginable and then getting all huffy and calling you an asshole if you don’t gulp it down with a big smile. Fuck ‘em.

“he’s still been trafficking in harmful misinformation and needs to be held accountable.”

Pretty sure Rogan’s career high was getting more money than you’d make if you lived to be thousand to move his podcast over to Spotify.

You could make the same argument if society devolved into theocracy or fascism. It’s not a good argument.

““Woke culture” will never actually silence guys like Rogan, but we do have to say, if white men shut up for a bit, it’d be pretty damn peaceful.”

1 minute and thirty six seconds. That’s as much of that godawful clip as I could watch before I cringed so hard I got a nosebleed. F.