Reminds me of the time Mike Tyson stayed at a hotel that was hosting a RAINN event. He really doesn't like that guy.

Now all he needs to do is pee on a Hoboken storefront and he'll officially be akin to Saint Patrick.

Heyman on Gaëtan Dugas:

Everyone in the crowd was chanting "Brick" after a missed shot, but they weren't heckling JR's shooting, just talking about his girlfriend's tits.

Holy Christ, Brandi Chastain is insufferable.

Motivation/Diet DUAN

Hey, if you can get him to the cryogenics lab quickly, Franco Harris' wish can come true for next season.

Wow, the first time 'Head', 'Bone', and 'Eats it' have been used in the same Gawker Media headline NOT written by Lux Alptraum.

Good Riddance DUAN

Welcome to the Weekend DUAN

I'm just confused because that wasn't AJ's article, and how you somehow connect that to Deadspin eludes me.

Jesus Montero is now the best hitter in the Mariners lineup right now by far. That offense has been nothing short of miserable the last three years and Safeco is enough of a pitcher's park so that even someone mildly competent can have success.

Yes, expect more of it if you're someone who is perpetually offended.

He got banned for THAT? You have got to be shitting me.

I can listen to The Art of Storytelling and it never gets old. Ever.

I'd wager Palm Springs International, with a transfer most likely if you're east of Minneapolis.

Go figure, a whiny sounding Followill not associated with Kings of Leon.

I know an Alexander/Alexandra married couple. My brain went haywire trying to discover things to call besides Alex and Alex.

Redacted.

One would like a recommendation from Cain, the other is unable to throw.