"Sui generus? Yeah, that pig Babe was all right."

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"Never take your work home with you, dude."

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"The name "Sandusky" is already synonymous with "monster" without a witness ever having been sworn in open court."

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Even if you're giving minimal effort there is no way you can fail.

When Wild Turkeys Attack Indian People followed by Bread Line Confessions every Sunday Night at 10 pm on the Culture Shock Network.

Yet if you lick a fetid dumpster in Washington, you make a Frances Bean.

Oh yes.

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He'll take the Ravadam Patel lead at this rate.

He wore a prominent cross on his chest and began attending church every week. But was it genuine?

And Denton's shocked when people have the temerity to call people out for their shitty writing? Considering Gawker basically has a reputation of being a bastion of snark and has published horseshit like the anonymous Christine O'Donnell cocktease story, how can you be surprised when the comments reflect the very…

If there's still a school bus outside Ford Field, don't go near it.

"We walk into Drew doing Katie doggy-style on the floor of the living room and her yelling at him to bite her back/shoulders whatever else she was screaming."

Scott Raab takes out an unnecessary second mortgage just to see 'how the other half' copes with their gray misery.

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I wake up to this everyday.

It's called ethnicity, Milosevic! Get with the pogrom.