There's fighting in the 3 major junior CHL leagues, and in European profressional leagues a la the KHL.

Shawn thinks he's feeling better when she takes off her clothes and sucks his dick. He's definitely recovered by the time she gets his dick in her pussy.

Radio DUAN

"No, no, n...yes."

I'm humbled to have 4 mutual Facebook friends with a comedian.

-Taken from Bobby Fischer's diary entry, "Fuck Dick Schaap"

Oh, it is all true. That was my honest to God day today. I took some slight liberties, but I do work as an aide in an autistic classroom (I mentioned it on another DUAN)

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Love this show.

Yeah, but I've listened to plenty of interviews with shock comedians and never came away as utterly disappointed as I did with Jeselnik. I can understand being an asshole on stage and telling fucked-up one-liners in the name of comedy, but through that interview, I realized that he honestly is just a tremendous…

I listened to Jeselnik on Marc Maron's podcast about three weeks ago and he could not have been more of a comedy robot. He was still funny although spewing one-liners in kind of a half-assed manner, but I just found him immensely unlikable. I'll still watch him, but he is a case that I really didn't want to know the…

"Always protect yourself" is to boxing what "Be Funny" is to Deadspin. Fundamentals.

4 mg of melatonin a night worked wonders for me. The first night I took it, I slept through the Halloween night insanity that took place on my dorm floor.

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Also, since when is losing by a touchdown in a playoff game getting 'thrashed'?

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