Texan here. It’s been a Texas-only event since it’s inception, and now suddenly the rest of the nation acted like they’ve been on this train for years.

Awwww, shucky-ducky!

There's no way of knowing how he got it. They should test if he got the Uzbeki-beki-stan-stan strain.

You don’t say. One could say that this is part of the wages of cooning but what ashy motherfuckers do isn’t really my business.

“White people make the best virus.”

Lawmakers like DiBlasio using their positions and influence to get equity for marginalized groups would mean something. This is just fancy trolling.

“This is why you people get shot.”

“This is why you people get shot.”

Oh God, the Pen&Pixel Style should never make a come back.

Why does Pop Smoke’s album cover look like it followed the old No Limit Records album cover template?

Just like my momma never said:

“You’re the one on meth. You have no teeth.”

They say All lives matter, while making fun of someone who’s life was taken violently...but they swear they’re not racist when asked😒

He is putting his entire ass weight on her neck. I was the victim of an illegal arrest years ago, and a fat slob of a cop tried that shit on my back. Thank god the female cop on one side of me pushed him off (still injured though). They just do this shit to demonstrate DOMINANCE. There is absolutely no reason for it.…

Not only would this be a gross overreaction in general, but Lakeside Academy is a school specifically for boys with behavioural problems and that need additional care for their mental health.  It’s not just a random school, these are supposed to be professionals that are specially trained to handle difficult…

I’ve always wondered what happened to those cavemen from the Geico commercials.

These dudes might be racist Amish werewolves.

I just can’t...